The Most Entertaining Reasons People Broke-up [LIST]

So yesterday I brought you the 18 things you shouldn't do on a first date, it was a good list, you should take a look at it. But first, you should read this hilarious collection of break-up reasons.

Reddit, which I am liking more and more everyday, asked it's users, "What is the most George Constanza-esque reason you broke up with someone?”

Because let's face it, George Constanza was not the king of successful relationships, neither was Jerry. Elaine wasn't much better either, so I suppose this list could've just referenced the entire Seinfeld cast.

This list is awesome. I laughed out loud reading it, you know the real "lol."

You can take a look at the list in full on Buzzfeed. Here are my faves:

• I asked him to bring a bottle of red wine to go with dinner and he brought Raspberry Arbor Mist.
• When she watched shows on the DVR, she wouldn't fast-forward through the commercials.
• She would only eat at restaurants that served Mountain Dew. 
• I left my ex because she would never clear the leftover time on the microwave
• She pronounced it "cold slaw."
• It was 4 days before my birthday and she said she was going to get me a gift. I knew I couldn't break up with her for at least 30 days after accepting her gift and I wasn't willing to make a 34 day commitment to the relationship.