This Machesney Park, Illinois Woman Has Very Descriptive Label on Her Car

I was walking to my car at the grocery store over the weekend when I glanced over and saw this unique "writing" on a car. Gone are the days of "Baby on Board" now it's usually something Star Wars and bragging about the marathon you ran. So when I saw this on the back of a car, I was shocked and laughed pretty hard.

I am "pretty sure" that the driver of this car didn't write this on there herself, but I might be wrong. I didn't see anyone around to get any further information.

While this did catch me off guard and it was funny to read, does it rank up there with the funniest bumper stickers of all time? Maybe...maybe not.

When you look up the greatest bumper stickers of all time you get stuff like this:

• What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
• What would Scooby Doo?
• Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires?
• Keep honking, I'm reloading.
• I used up all my sick days, so I called in Dead.

Those are...something, for sure. So what exactly does it say on this car? Do I label this NSFW, I think so.

I wonder if she even knows that this is on the back of her car? But wait, what if this is some guys car and it was his buddies playing a joke on him?

Anyway, here's the car:

So if you see this car drive by, give a honk and a wave. It's the least you can do.