White Sox Star Channeled His Inner Mike Ditka And Flipped The Bird
The White Sox were shelled during a double header in Cleveland on Wednesday by a combined score of 12-2. It apparently frustrated their shortstop Tim Anderson.
If you were passing out blame for the White Sox 11-1 Game 1 loss, a lot of it would have fallen on Anderson. The usually reliable defender has coughed up a few balls this year, including 2 in a disastrous 9-run second inning.
The Indians Guardians fans started to give it to Tim and Tim gave it right back.
NOTE: This is where I'm going to post the unedited version of the finger. Plus probably a lot more images of fingers. So it might be a little NSFW from here on out if you W in a lame place.
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HERE IT COMES
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If you don't think that's funny you might want to check your pants because there might be a full diaper in there.
The finger has always and will always be funny. It looked funny before you knew what it meant. It was HILARIOUS when you found out what it meant. And anyone can do it.
Kids Can Do It:
Babies Can Do It:
Old People Can Do It:
Super Bowl Winning QBs Can Do It
Hall Of Fame NFL Coaches Can Do It:
Presidents Can Do It:
It Can Be Artistic:
Every single one of those is funny. I don't make the rules, I just follow them when I can.
Will Tim Anderson get fined for this? Probably. The NBA just fined Kyrie Irving $50,000 for this double bird salute in Boston.
Such prudes.
Since you're still here, let me ask you this. How do you execute the bird? I'm not talking about the theatrics before hand. What is your final mechanic?
There's two types.
Completely Extended:
Ring and Index "Half" Fingers:
My personal opinion is that the supporting ring and index finger give the bird a classier look but I love the traditional look and aggression of the fully extended mechanic.
I'll leave you with this. It's one of Dane Cook's best bits from about 15 years ago.
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