Locals Share Hilarious Most ‘Rockford’ Ways to Cool Off on Hot Days
The replies to the question "What's the most ROCKFORD way to cool off on a hot day" did not disappoint and our sides are hurting from all the laughing.
We're in the middle of another near-record-breaking heatwave and all air conditioners are turned to 'high'. Finding a place to stay cool if you don't have access to some AC can be a bit of a challenge. Click HERE for a legitimate list that contains places to find some relief from the extreme heat.
What's coming next is NOT a legitimate list of ways to stay cool in Rockford, they're just jokes. But don't forget why you're laughing... because there is some truth in it all.
Comedian Matt Rife says, if we don't make jokes and laugh at negative stuff, then all we have is the negative stuff.
7 Most 'Rockford' Ways To Cool Off on a Hot Day
I've seen a few potholes that you could sit on the edge and dip your toes into.
For the next few weeks in Rockford, AC units will outpace catalytic converter thefts.
But please don't.
Officer, I was just trying to not overheat. This heat could cause serious damage to my body.
Once you get caught, you can ask for the officer to roll their window down for ya. And, I'll bet the jail is air-conditioned too, so you're all set.
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