Who Would Play You In A Movie?

Dolly Parton recently said she wants Scarlet Johansson to play her in a biopic, and I also heard a rumor that Jamie Foxx wants Leonardo DiCaprio to play him. I'm just as confused on that one as you are.

I have a different idea for these guys, and some ideas on who would play ZOK DJs in a movie, too.

Dolly Parton, I can see why you think Scar-Jo is a good choice for you, but, I'd have to swap her out for Jessica Simpson. I just think a somewhat Southern drawl is a necessity.

Jamie Foxx, you know, I think Leo might make a better Jack Nicholson. You may need someone else... maybe Kevin Durant? He can take a break from bballin' for this.

Ok, time to have some Rockford fun. I would let Steve, Rebecah and Lenny pick their own celebrities to play them, but what's the fun in that? These are my ZOK biopic picks.

For Steve Shannon, I would have no other choice than Morgan Freeman. You know you agree with me. Sure, they don't really look alike, but that doesn't matter. The voice is what makes you listen to Steve every morning. That, paired with his Freeman-y compassion makes this choice a no brainer.

My first choice for Rebecah Lamb? Cameron Diaz. They're both leggy blondes who could kick your butt (or break your arm.) I'm pretty sure, Rebecah would make a powerful Charlie's Angel.

Who would play Sweet Lenny? This one was a little trickier, because I know he has a little McConaughey in him, but, I think we might need someone a little goofier to take on the afternoon DJ role.

Final answer: Jason Segal.

This is my game, so I get to play, too! My movie would have to be an embarrassing comedy. I mean, once I cried my way out of snorkeling in gym class, I managed to lose my glasses at a Bears game, and I almost drove into the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios in LA.

So I'll take a lady from the SNL Weekend Update desk.