I’m Not Going To See This Movie: ‘Gone Girl,’ ‘Left Behind,’ and ‘Annabelle’

Denzel Washington's new flick "The Equalizer" is currently box office champion. How long will it's reign at the top last? Not long if the three new movies out this week have anything to say about it.

"Gone Girl" has the best chance to unseat "The Equalizer" this week. The best-selling novel adapted for the big screen has received a ton of buzz, but is it any good?

The same goes for Nicolas Cage's new movie "Left Behind" and the new scare flick "Annabelle."

That's where I come in. I'll hook you up with the MPAA ratings, run times, the plot (according to me) and 7 second review of each new movie.

"GONE GIRL"

Rated R, 149 minutes

What I think it's about: It looks to be a murder mystery. Affleck's character is accused of killing his missing wife. My guess is he didn't do it. That wouldn't be much of a mystery.

"LEFT BEHIND"

Rated PG-13, 110 minutes

What I think it's about: Nicolas Cage's hair. Just kidding. It appears to be some kind of post-apocalyptic survivor movie. Madness ensues.

"ANNABELLE"

Rated R, 98 minutes

What I think it's about: A doll wants to kill people. I heard it has something to do with "The Conjuring." Having only seen about half of that movie, I don't know how. Jump scares ensue.