15 Hilarious Things Illinois Drivers Wish Their Horn Said When They Beep It

We asked Illinois drivers, instead of the typical car horn sound, what if it delivered an audible message to the driver you're beeping at on the road?

Road Rage

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I was young and in the car with my mom, the first time I saw road rage. She wasn't like some people I see now as an adult who really lose their grip on their emotions and get red hot angry. People screaming at each other on the road is ridiculous.

What was different about my mom's road rage, was she just slammed her hand on the horn A LOT. She never directed any words at the other drivers, at least not when I was in the car. She would often say how much she wished our car had a big, hard rubber bumper all around so she could just run people off the road. I did grow up wondering if that feature would one day be available.

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In between the things you say to other drivers who upset you and just laying on the horn is where this question came into a conversation on The Steve Shannon Show.

If your car horn could say one word/phrase, what would it be?