20 Hilarious Lies Parents Tell Their Children

If I found out these were lies when I was a kid I'd be upset. As a parent, I find these lies hilarious.

Who hasn't had to lie to their kid in order to get them to behave, stay out of trouble or just do what their parents ask?

I know I have. Funny thing is though, I never intended to lie to my kids about certain things, it just seemed like a better way to avoid constant confrontation.

For example, if your kid wants to watch Pulp Fiction when he's seven-years-old what do you say? It's not for kids? That's boring, plus you know you'll get follow up questions, such as "Why?" and "At what age can I watch Pulp Fiction?"

If you say to them "You don't want to watch Pulp Fiction because it's a documentary on oranges."

That should end the conversation right there. Tell us, what are some of the lies your parents told you?