He answers every question with a "huh" or a "whaaaat" and he has a side hustle that makes him feel young. WANDTV

Inside An Auckland Methaphetamine Lab
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Ladies and gents, this is 66 year old Martin R. Frantz. The old man had in his possession, $562,670 worth of Meth. What in the world?

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This Mattoon, Illinois man wants you off of his lawn...unless you are coming over to buy some of the 12lbs of meth that he HAD in his possession.

When cops stopped by to visit Martin, he yelled to the front door "no solicitors, read the sign!" Yet they came in and didn't take their shoes off at the front door....Martin was not happy I would assume.

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Police were able to get $562,670 worth of Meth, along with a loaded .22 caliber rifle. Oh, some stale cookies and milk that had gone bad was also found...The police did NOT take the Werther's Hard Candy.

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Gramps was taken to Colts County Jail He had his bond set at $100,000, and was already complaining that his favorite recliner wasn't there. Imagine his disappointment when dinner isn't at 4:30pm....Or wait is that supper, dinner? I always forget.

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I guess retirement can get boring, right? Learn Shuffle Board, maybe join a book club, or I suppose you could start selling meth? Life is about choices at any age...

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