Can You Decipher This Chevy Emoji Press Release? [PHOTO]

One time I test drove a Chevy Cruze. I didn't buy it, but I might have to go see the 2016 version after seeing this press release.

Chevy published this press release yesterday, and I love it. I'm planning on spending the day attempting to decipher all of the lines.

I'd hate to think that this is just a mess of emojis for us to be interested in deciphering, I feel like these emojis mean something.

Most specifically the first bullet point, which says if you drive this car you'll be strong, win trophies and fall in love, right?