Charles Manson Wedding: The Five Things You Need To Know

Many of you will have a tough time this Thanksgiving explaining to your family why you're single and Charles Manson is not. Here's what you should know about his wedding.

Charles Manson Wedding: The Five Things You Need To Know

1. Charles (80) and Afton Burton (26) aka 'Star' can hold hands during the ceremony

2. They're allowed to kiss... with NO time limit and NO tongue

3. Charles won't be shackled and has to wear his prison suit, Star can wear what she wants

4. Catering will be provided by the prison vending machine

5. NO SEX... EVER!

CORRECTION... SIX things you need to know. Here's Number Six:

Take a look at pictures of these two and watch this interview below...

THIS WOMAN IS BAT S#!& CRAAAAZZZYYYY!

What would YOU do if your daughter said this to you...

Daddy, I'm getting married to Charles Manson!

 

I bet it WOULDN'T BE THIS