Just when you thought it would be safe to read the police blotter this story comes along.

Full name, Deez-Nuts Lee Kroll was arrested in Green Bay just last week.

It looks like Deez-Nuts was picked up after an incident involving a gun according to We Are Green Bay.


Officers found Deez-Nuts to be intoxicated and later charged him with misdemeanor battery and disorderly conduct, the use of a dangerous weapon.

Officers found out Deez-Nuts' alleged gun was nothing more than a CO2 BB Gun.

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The best part of the story is that the officers kept referring to him as Deez-Nuts. The police report says the police "walked up to the top of the stairs and took Deez-Nuts into custody."

The court records reveal the case as:


Bond was set for Deez-Nuts at $1000. Deez-Nuts, also known as Derrick L. Kroll must've changed his name because he thought it was funny.

Deez-Nuts probably stopped laughing when he saw his name in the case file.

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Last thing, and not to be a fuddy-duddy but Deez-Nuts is 42 years old. It might be time to drop the name and act like an adult.

Then again, if he did act his age we probably wouldn't have been gifted with what might be the funniest story of 2024.

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While you'd think Deez-Nuts could be the most hilarious legal first name ever, I just ran across some that are even more hilarious.

Check out the 101 Funny Names That Are So Unfortunate It's Just Laughable on Blaze Press.

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