A Wisconsin man was arrested after going to a Shawano County police department to reclaim some of his lost "merchandise."

Turns out, the merch was actually meth and when the guy tried to claim it, the cops arrested him for drug possession.

Just to clarify, the bag contained three small bags of meth, and to no one's surprise, a set of nunchucks.

Nunchucks? Did someone just say "nunchucks?" Here's some probably not official video of the man practicing his skills.

Court documents say he told police he had taken the drugs from his ex-girlfriend because he was investigating her drug-dealing, and that he had the nunchucks to protect himself from her.

Surprising to hear that the police would arrest and amateur police officer, but rules are rules.

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