Happy Cinco De Mayo! I bet you're counting down the hours until you've got a cold beer or icy margarita in your hand.

Buzzfeed put together a pretty hilarious list of 20 rules for celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, including my favorites:

7. DON’T Photoshop sombreros on yourself or call anything “El Bruncho.”
17. DO let tequila work its magic on you. Note: This special elixir affects different people in different ways.

Their list is pretty good, but they're missing something important.

DO join Steve Shannon tonight at Lucha Cantina from 5-7pm. A couple Coronas, some chips and salsa AND it's your final chance to register to win a $500 travel voucher. It might just be the best Monday ever.

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