"What had happened was..." 21 people went out to party in Illinois, and now start stories with that line because they have no idea how that weird night ended.

The Morning After

That late-Saturday morning/early afternoon phone conversation with your friend after a night out drinking can be a pretty tough one to have. There's always a chance there are moments you may not remember very well if booze is involved.

The 'recap' call may reveal just how ridiculous things got and you might hear that you did some remarkably dumb stuff.

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An interesting question came up on my Instagram scroll asking what weird stuff you've brought home after a night out, below are the first two comments I saw:

A soft-boiled egg. Woke up with it still in my hand.

@erinelizabeth826

I had a slice of cheese pizza in my purse but left my phone behind

@deliiri0us

Trying to piece together how these things wound up in their hand and purse has got to be a funny story, and one that probably starts with,

What had happened was...

You don't have many facts and neither does your friend on the other end of that 'recap' call because they were just as drunk as you.

After what I saw on Instagram, I wanted more. Plus, it was now fun to try and create a backstory. Here, you try, you could stumble across a great movie plot.

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What do you suppose is that backstory on the duck? They're hard to catch.

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Sounds to me like Cori got pranked. I can see someone putting them there.

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I know, right?!?

Not to be outdone, look what's next.

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This last one you had to know was coming...

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Follow the post on Facebook as the list grows, and please add your drunken thievery!

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