Illinois in Top Ten, of States With the Most ‘Complaining Karens’

According to Bionic Illinois is top ten worthy, when it comes to complaining Karens. What a freakin' honor people, now go get me the manager.

The NYPOST defines a "Karen" as a White Lady With a Bone to Pick. We've all seen the memes of videos of a "Karen" trying to shut down a kid's lemonade stand, or the "Karen" that was bothered by a black man simply bird watching in a park...the list of holier than thou "Karen" moments is eye rolling worthy and simply stupid. But they are out there, and apparently Illinois has a ton of them, greeeaaat.

O.K. back to this state by state complaining Karens List BIONIC We are jam packed here in the Land of Lincoln, check this out top ten list of the most complaining Karens.

• California
• Texas
• New York
• Florida
• Pennsylvania
• Illinois - 69,365 (number of Karens in the state)
• Ohio
• Michigan
• Missouri
• Maryland

Our state has 69,395 customer service nightmares. My apologies to those in that industry.

Yelling can be an artform and is mastered by more than just Karens. There is also a list of peoples names that are some of the worst complainers, women AND men. See if this Top Ten list holds true for you and yours:

• 1. Louise/John
• 2. Ann/David
• 3.Jane/James
• 4. Marie/Paul
• 5. Anne/Michael
• 6. Margaret/Robert
• 7. Susan/Mark
• 8. KAREN/Stephen
• 9. Maria/Ian
• 10. Julie/Richard

How is it that "Karen" shows up 8th? There are worse complainers across the country than this??

Seriously, those are golden.

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