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Illinois man Claims to be Burger King, Receives a DUI
The story only gets better, trust me.
Inside a Buger King Restaurant
A man has been arrested for DUI in Galesburg, IL after driving into a ditch. Here comes the good stuff.
- His name was Burger King
- Donald Trump was coming to beat them up
- A doctor was going to give him a million dollars
- After being taken into custody he said he was being taken to "Satan's Town"
34-year-old Bradley S. Galloway refused medical treatment, refused to stand, and had to be carried by officers.
No details were given on the flavor of wine cooler we was drinking.
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