Milwaukee Man Sprints For His Life During Wild Turkey Chase

You can find the craziest things on Facebook.  This time, I found a video of a Milwaukee man getting chased by the most hilarious animal.

Picture this: a guy in Milwaukee, minding his business, crossing the street at a stoplight, when out of nowhere, a turkey starts following him.

You might be thinking, "that's typical in the Midwest."  Sure, but this turkey?  He is on a mission to bother this man to no end.  He was like this man's own shadow.

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Wherever the man walked, the turkey was right there, trailing him like a loyal pet.  If only my cats were like this.  I wish!

At first, it was funny—but then it escalated. The man picked up the pace and started weaving through the middle of the street and guess what? The turkey speeds up too.

I feel so bad for this guy.  He's practically sprinting down the street at this point.

If this video didn’t exist, nobody would believe this guy if he ever tried to tell the story. Who would? "A man being chased by a turkey down a Milwaukee street" sounds like something out of a cartoon.

But I'm glad we could all enjoy a moment of pure absurdity; it comes with living in the Midwest.  That's for sure!  So, next time you're out walking in Milwaukee, keep an eye out for any feathery stalkers—you never know when you might become the next target of a wild turkey chase!