My First Shot of Malört Liqueur Might Be My Last [VIDEO]

Saturday night, one of my favorite bars in Rockton, IL., had a 'customer appreciation' party. While I'm often skeptical of someone I don't know well buying me a shot, I rarely decline. And I should have this time.

If you've ever wanted to know what Liquid Litter Box would taste like, Chicago-made Malört is it! And I'm not the only one who finds this liqueur's flavor to be repulsive.

...It tastes like dandelions soaked in rubbing alcohol

...I drank that one time and it tasted like paint

...I had 3 shots one night and didn't know if I could win that hangover the next day...so gross!

...Have you ever drank bike tire air? If you drank Malort...you have.

This liqueur's growing popularity proves that Hipsters will endure ANYTHING to be cool! No thanks.

As their website states, "Malört is not for the faint of heart." Like any 70 proof liquor, drink enough of it and you'll get wasted, but once you throw in the awful unique taste,,, IT'S EVEN WORSE. Watch this hilarious commercial that never aired.

Here are '14 Things You Didn't Know About Malört' from Thrillist Chicago's Sean Cooley.