Amazon Prime Day was yesterday and advertised as a sale "bigger than Black Friday" it was anything but. Primed Day ended being the world's worst garage sale.

Customers weren't happy about it either. People took to Twitter in droves to complain and take screenshots of the ridiculous deals.

Here are some of the crappiest:

Pop-Tarts

I was waiting to buy Pop-Tarts from the store but now that I can get them for 15% off, I'm in.

Finish Dishwasher Detergent

This is not what I expected when I woke up at 5 a.m. Wednesday morning.

A Giant Shoe Horn

I've never needed a shoe horn. If you need a shoe horn, especially one the size of this epically gigantic thing, you might need longer arms or shoes that fit better.

A Student Compass

Those things were the worst when I was a kid, and I can't imagine they've gotten any better over time. Thanks Amazon.

A Diane Keaton T-Shirt

Not sure if this is real, but sleeping on the plate of ham along with the Diane Keaton T-shirt might be the worst thing you could do all day.

Grannie Panties

I don't know if it matters where you're getting your grannie panties from but does it help that they are made by Beauty of Lace? No? Ok. Moving on.

55 Gallon Drum of Lube

I can't even.

Stuff From The 80s/90s

I'm more than sure that this stuff wasn't sold on Prime Day, but you know you could see it actually happening.

Why?

Because Amazon Prime Day was a huge garage sale.

And if you logged on at five or six hours into the sale.

There was a chance that anything you would like was gone so you just kind of looked around and found nothing.

That's OK though.

Just buy Pop-Tarts.

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