This Joke Has Been Voted As The ‘Funniest Joke In The World’
It only took a year to figure it out, but Laugh Lab in the UK has finally found it.British professor, Richard Wiseman, set out to find the funniest joke in the world and after 40,000 jokes and 1.5 million ratings he found his winner. Here's the winning joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Is that really the funniest joke in the world? In case you were wondering, here's what came in second.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?” Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.” And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
I think the runner-up joke was the better of the two. Not too mention that both of those are some serious Dad Jokes.
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