You won't find a better resort in Illinois to play out your fantasies in private this Valentine's Day. Luxury, relaxation, and trips to exotic worlds await.

Take Your Relationship to New Heights This Valentine's Day

When I first caught a glimpse of this place, I wasn't exactly sure if it was for real, but guess what?

It's 100% real!

Why would a couples-only hotel with these wildly fun-looking fantasy rooms be located in the middle of pretty much nothing? This just seems like the kind of place you'd see in a big city.

It's quite literally in the boonies of central Illinois

Once you see the photos of this place, you'll understand what I've come now to understand, if you're looking for a Sexy Valentine's getaway like this, it has nothing to do with your surroundings or getting a room with a view. To be honest, I'm pretty sure these suites don't even have windows.

What's Your Valentine's Day Fantasy?

That's a very personal question, I realize that, but you don't have to tell me, I just want you to be thinking about it right now.

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Which one of these fantasies below sounds like your thing:

  • Starlight Glacier
  • Space Odyssey
  • Wine & Roses
  • Roman Retreat
  • Cabin Fever
  • South of the Border
  • Crystal Cave
  • Arabian Nights
  • African Safari Adventure
  • Pearl Under the Sea
  • Paradise Beach
  • Rainforest

Sunset Inn & Suites in Clinton, Illinois.

It is really hard to believe what lies on the other side of the front door of this place.

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The Starlight Glacier Suite

It's cold, keep me warm, light a fire, snuggle...

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But do it with this cool futuristic purple vibe.

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The Space Odyssey Suite

Sci-fi love in another galaxy.

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This room better come with some lightsabers.

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The Wine & Roses Suite

I get conflicting vibes from this room. Like 'baby let's get wild but let's still sit in our lazy boy chairs and watch tv.'

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The hot tub in the Wine & Roses suite sure does look nice.

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The Roman Retreat Suite

Nobody needs to know what's underneath the toga.

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The Cabin Fever Suite

This is probably the most fitting room given the Inn's location.

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The South of the Border Suite

I'm into this fantasy as long as I can order an endless basket of chips and salsa.

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The Crystal Cave Suite

This one really does feel like it's underground. It's that 'no windows' thing.

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Not that the 'no window' thing is bad, just that it real;y stands out in this suite.

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Some of the suites have private saunas.

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The Arabian Nights Suite

When Jasmine and Aladdin need to escape, they come to Clinton, Illinois.

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When the royal couple needs to sweat it out.

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The African Safari Adventure Suite

I bet it wouldn't be too hard to find some appropriate (even inappropriate) animal print wear for your stay.

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The Pearl Under the Sea Suite

This screams mermaid fantasy.

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The Paradise Beach Suite

You could have some big fun in this suite.

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Get a fan blowing lightly and some beach sounds on the speakers and this space is perfect.

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The Rainforest Suite

They might keep a couple of big leaves or loin cloths under the bed.

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Did you find your fantasy room? If you did, you should head to Sunset's Facebook page to see more photos. I'll bet you find more than one you'll want to book.

You'll find Sunset Inn & Suites (aka Fantasy Land) at 1251 Kleeman Road in Clinton, Illinois. Visit their website to book your stay.

Who knew you could fulfill your fantasies smack dab in the middle of Illinois in an ordinary-looking hotel, thank you onlyinyourstate.com for finding this hidden (to me) gem.

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