Holy S–T! Look What’s in the Flood Water in Houston [PHOTO]

5 Things You Need to Know Thursday - Free meals for RPS 205, Tracy Morgan settles with Wal-Mart, getting hammered won't affect your workday if you do this.

Free meals for all RPS 205 students next school year. (My Stateline)

Getting hammered won't affect your workday as long as you do THIS. (Daily Mail)

Tracy Morgan, Wal-Mart settle after crash. (Washington Post)

UPDATE: Texas flooding (USA Today)

IT'S TRUE!!!!! There are gators and other dangerous creatures lurking in Texas flood waters. (KHOU)