Katy Perry Halftime Drinking Game

The Seattle Seahawks are playing the New England Patriots this Sunday, that's right Tom Brady vs. Russell Brand. Wait, that's not his name. Russell Wilson right?

Let's be honest, if I didn't come in a miserable last place in my Fantasy Football league (R.I.P. There's No 60 Yd Line), I might care a little more about this game. But instead, Tom Brady decided to suck the first half of the season and despite leading his team to the Super Bowl, he led my team down the drain.

But enough of my complaining, let's get to the fun part of Sunday's game, Katy Perry making her Super Bowl halftime debut.

I feel medium about Katy as the chosen performer, it might be awesome, it might be terrible, which of course, is why we will all be watching.

Considering she hasn't had a big hit since "Dark Horse" I have a feeling it'll be a lot of "classic" Katy and I'm hoping for some "Last Friday Night" or "I Kissed a Girl."

While you're watching Katy run around the stage, maybe grab a drink and play my Katy Perry drinking game.

If maybe you'd prefer to not look like you got run over by a bus next Monday, play with push-ups.

Michelle's Katy Perry Drinking (or push-up) Game

Take one drink if...

Katy licks a lollipop
Katy wears a bra with some sort of food on it
Fireworks go off during "Firework"
Lenny Kravitz doesn't have a shirt on
Katy wears a bright colored wig
Katy sings a song that isn't hers

Take two drinks if...

Katy actually kisses a girl
Katy has a wardrobe malfunction
There is a Taylor Swift reference
Katy sings a brand new song
(when) They Sing "American Woman"

Finish your drink if...

The power goes out
Kanye shows up saying, "Katy you're great and all but Beyonce had the best Super Bowl performance of all time!"
Aerosmith shows up, because that would be amazing
Any of Katy's ex-boyfriends are in the stands

Finish all the drinks in your house if...