Did you know that the word "dessert" is spelled with two S's because you always want two servings?
That's not actually true, but it's how I remember how to spell it instead of writing "desert".
After learning what Illinois' best doughnut is, I DEFINITELY want two servings...
Thinking back, I'm pretty sure I would have been a much better student if I had known that there was a dozen free donuts (or do you prefer "doughnuts?") waiting for me at the end of the academic trail.