When you crack open a fortune cookie, the last thing you expect to do is fear for your life.

That might be putting a little strong, but nonetheless the woman must've been a little weirded out when she read this message:

"Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come from miles to watch you burn."

I guess I understand what the fortune cookie is trying to say but it's rather unsettling.

It's almost like the fortune cookie guy was out of ideas, and was kind of workshopping ideas with other fortune cookie guys and accidentally printed out this fortune.

He then found out it got put in the cookie by accident because he forgot to take it off the printer.

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