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Video Of Illinois Burglar Shows How Much He Sucks At Life
For every job, there are tasks to be performed to complete the job. And those tasks often need to be completed in a specific order. This fool didn't get the memo.
I'm not a burglar but I watch a lot of TV, and because of that fact, I have a pretty good idea of the order of tasks to successfully break into a place.
- Case the joint
- Check for outdoor security cameras
- Destroy outdoor security cameras
- Begin break-in process
It's probably a pretty well-known fact that if you don't want to get caught you must destroy all surveillance equipment first.
I know it will be hard to let someone know you know this dumba$$ but the Kankakee County Sheriff's Office is looking for anyone who can identify the suspect. If you can, call 815-802-7150.
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