Apple picking doesn't sound dangerous... until the bees arrive.

This list made me laugh out loud. Twice.

The world like to paint this picture of fun fall dates, where the couple wears hoodies and jeans and snuggles with Pumpkin Spice Lattes. But sometimes, bees show up.

Women's Health put the list together, we applaud you Women's Health.

  1. Apple Picking. Sounds sweet. Until the bug bites and long drive set in... and you have a million apples.
  2. Zombie Walk. You kind of have to go home after the walk is over... because you are dressed as a Zombie.
  3. Haunted House. When you lose your date in the haunted house, things get dangerous.
  4. Pumpkin Carving. Also dangerous... and smelly and messy.
  5. Costume Parties. Couples costumes can be cute, unless another couple is wearing the same thing... or it wasn't a costume party.
  6. Going for a Hike. GPS doesn't always work in the mountains.
  7. Football at a Bar. Yelling at the TV isn't really a date, is it?

Those things are all actually really good date ideas, but I like the hilariousness of Women's Health's spin, what's your best dating advice? Let us know and we might use it on the air!

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