Burger King Fan Gives Best Eyewitness Account Ever [VIDEO]

A flamboyant, green-haired fan of Burger King has become a viral sensation after giving the best account of a car crash, ever.

Move over Antoine Dodson, because Courtney Barnes just upped the eyewitness news game with his account of a car crash involving an SUV and a police car; which left the officer badly injured.

Barnes, an amateur dancer who was once on So You Think You Can Dance, was on his way for a "piece of burger from Burger King" when he saw the accident and he lost his appetite after what he saw.

"Lord be with this young man, he need's a blessing." And we found our blessing in you, Courtney.

How soon can we get an auto-tuned version of this?

Also, this wasn't Courtney's first time in the spotlight, here he is during his audition for So You Think You Can Dance.

So what do we think of Courtney?