[WATCH] Chicago Man Grills Chicken Wings On Moving CTA Train

You know, I spent some time in Europe recently and found that the train experience isn't what I'm used to.

The tube in London is on time, quaint, and gets you to where you need to go without much trouble, at least in my experience.

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Chicago CTA Rider Takes Grilling to a New Level

On the other hand, the CTA trains and buses tend to be the exact opposite. For example, this recent NSFW video shows a guy who decided to take grilling to another level by cooking up some wings on a moving Green Line CTA "L" train.

Eating, smoking, or littering isn't allowed on CTA trains, and I'm pretty sure this guy just broke all three in one shot.

CTA Rider Drops a Wing and Eats It Anyway

Yeah, in case you missed it, that amateur grill master dropped a wing on the floor of the train, picked it up, and ate it anyway.

I know there's the "five-second rule" when it comes to food dropped on the ground, but that immediately goes out the window when you're talking about public transit, Chicago, London, or wherever.

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Just Another Wild Day on Chicago Public Transit

This random Chicago dude cooking on the train is just a great reminder that no matter how weird and crazy your life can be, there's always another person lurking ready to say "hold my beer."