Adorable Rockford Dog's Hilarious Bio Lands Him Furever Home

An English Bulldog in Rockford has won over so many hearts after a local animal shelter shared his profile and bio in a Facebook post.

It's all about a good first impression! 1-year-old English Bulldog, Clyde, got adopted in less than 24 hours after making his debut at Noah's Ark Animal Sanctuary.

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Rockford was rushing to adopt Clyde after reading he's ready to settle down! He knows what he wants, knows his flaws, and according to the post, "a pretty chill guy". We love a confident man!

"Sup, I’m Clyde. I’m a 1 year old English Bulldog that is on the hunt for my forever family. I have been bounced around (at no fault of my own) too much in my short life and I’m over the flings and situationships. I’m ready to settle down. So hopefully by this Valentine’s Day, I’ll be with my happily ever after. I’m a pretty chill guy. I love short walks, yummy eats, and I’m always down to Netflix and chill. I’m a bit of a snorer and and I might drool in my sleep but I’m the best cuddler."

Almost 3,000 likes, 600+ comments, and over 1,000 shares in less than 24 hours later, Clyde found his furever home and his "pawfect match". As he should! He deserves it.

If I didn't have cats, I would've put in an application immediately because he won me over with that bio. How can you not love this little guy and his underbite?!

Whoever his furever family is, they better spoil him with endless treats, cuddles, and give him the best life he possibly can have. He's not only their Valentine, but all of Rockford's now. Can't wait to see the photo of him and his new fam!