What Your Work Lunch Says About You

I eat practically the same thing for lunch every single weekday. Lettuce, chicken, some sort of salad dressing (or ketchup because I'm weird) and an apple.

Sure I like to try to eat healthy food at work because I know there's a chance I'll eat an entire bag of chocolate chips when I get home... but also I know that I need to make the same thing every day because if I don't, at 6:27a.m. when I'm trying to get out the door, if I attempt to bring something different I won't remember to take it. Creature of habit.

Apparently my salad also means I'm "basic" which might be my least favorite trendy word ever.

I'll stick to my "creature of habit" diagnosis, but we can still take a look at what the Huffington Post says about our lunch habits.

• If you bring one piece of pizza for lunch, you only have $3 to your name.
• Tuna or hard boiled eggs, you don't care about your co-workers sense of smell.
• Only vending machine foods mean you are a hard, hard worker.
• If you bring your lunch in glass containers, your trying to show the world your life is super put together.
• If you bring a school lunch style sandwich, you're trying to get a raise.
• Bagels and Gatorade? You drank a lot of vodka last night.
• Burrito? You're drinking a lot of vodka tonight.
• Sushi, I make more money than you.