9 Last-Minute Valentine’s Gifts from an Illinois Casey’s (Ranked from Passable to Pathetic)
So, you forgot Valentine's Day. Again. But don’t worry, Bro, because nothing says "I definitely planned this" like a quick trip to Casey’s.
I took a walk through the Casey's in Loves Park by Costco to see if there was anything you could put in a gift bag for Valentine's Day and not be a complete jackass.
9 Last-Minute Valentine’s Gifts from a Casey’s (Ranked from Passable to Pathetic)
Let’s rank your gift options from "might actually work" to "hope you like the couch."
1. A Gift Card – Passable
It’s the most neutral option. Does it scream romance? No. But at least she can buy what she actually wants instead of pretending to love what you picked.
2. Extra Long Phone Charger – Surprisingly Thoughtful
"I know you’re always on your phone, so I got you the Cadillac of chargers." If she’s practical, this could be a win.
3. Casey’s Puppy Chow – Borderline Genius
It’s delicious, nostalgic, and shareable. Unlike that cheap box of mystery chocolates, this actually tastes good.
4. A Bucket of Fireball – Risky, but Fun
If your Valentine enjoys questionable decision-making, this might work.
5. Honey Buns – You're on Thin Ice
"You’re my honey bun!" Cute, right? Yeah, no. This is only acceptable if paired with literally anything else on this list.
6. Hand Warmers – Just No
"Your heart is warm, so your hands must be cold!" That’s...not how love works. If you gift this, also grab a pillow—you’ll need it.
7. Black Ice Little Tree Air Freshener – Borderline Offensive
Because nothing says "I love you" like implying her car stinks.
8. Purple Windshield Wash – Unexpectedly Useful
It’s practical, colorful, and shows you care about her visibility on the road. It's not exactly a grand romantic gesture, but at least it’s thoughtful
9. A Slice of Casey’s Pizza – Actually Delicious
If love is about knowing your partner’s tastes, and she appreciates a solid slice, this might not be the worst move. Casey’s pizza is legendary—crispy, cheesy, and far better than it has any right to be. Just maybe don’t present it as the only gift.
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