Man Buys 23 Burger King Pies To Spite A Brat Kid
As a Dad I can say this, kids can be annoying. As a parent, you try your best to not have your annoying kid bother and annoy other people. Sometimes, you do a poor job of it.
Sometimes, John Q. Public needs to do something about your poor parenting.
That's what one Reddit user did. He wrote this on the "off my chest" portion of the popular site.
"So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a F*cking PIE'."
What did he do? This part might be awesome.
"I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating it as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away."
Bravo good sir! But I have my doubt as to whether or not this is a true story. Nobody in the world can grab a hot pie from any fast food restaurant anywhere and immediately eat it.