Michael Jordan says Obama is a ‘Sh**ty Golfer’

Also, more threats at Dixon schools, you CAN'T gain weight in a day, scare yourself skinny, and new movies to see... The Five Things You Need to Know.

Michael Jordan doesn't think highly of Obama's golf skills. (The Big Lead)

The threats continue at Dixon schools, this time it was on the girls bathroom wall at Reagan Middle School (WTVO)

"You CANNOT gain weight in a day," says Women's Health (Yahoo)

Burn calories while watching scary movies this weekend and see which movies burn the most (97ZOK)

Nicole Kidman, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Daniel Radcliffe have new movies out this week.  Nicole plays an amnesiac, Jake is paparazzi, and Daniel grows goat horns out of his head.