We all know what goes on behind closed doors at the gynecologist, but this is the story of what goes through your head in the waiting room. 

Because sometimes you're in that waiting room for an hour and a half. Better early than late, right?

  • They have really nice toilet paper here.
  • This is the worst music ever.
  • Did that old guy who just walked out deliver me as a baby?
  • When the receptionist said we could talk if I was bored while I'm waiting, did she mean about gyno stuff?
  • Do I have to pee again?
  • They do laser hair removal here? That's cool.
  • They should let a gyno just come to your own home so you can immediately take a shower.
  • After guys are old and dads and stuff, do they feel less weird here?
  • How come last time I was here I wrote the wrong address for my work?
  • That guy really likes this weird song.
  • I definitely have to pee again.
  • I'm also hungry and sleepy and cold.
  • I know this song! It's Hall and Oates! And this guy loves it.
  • I'd rather be at the dentist.
  • Time to pee again.
  • Is that picture in the bathroom suppose to be a woman and her baby because it looks like a grandma. Maybe their advocating freezing your eggs.
  • Why did I make this appointment in January? I'm already cold.
  • Literally a human icicle right now.
  • They should turn the heat to 100, people have to take their clothes off in this building.
  • Thermostat says 68.
  • Also, maybe there should be martinis here.
  • Oh wait, half the people who come here are pregnant. #DifferentLifeStages #NotPregnant
  • I think it's my turn now.
  • Nope, my name is not Miriam.
  • I actually think that other old guy delivered me.
  • Is it weird to be on Bumble here?
  • I'm seriously gonna fall asleep. Can we do this while I'm sleeping?
  • The receptionist just offered me a mimosa. Did we just become BFFS?
  • How long is the spray tan place open?
  • Yep. I have to pee again.
  • What's the deal with man buns anyway?
  • Miriam is done, I should pee again.
  • Who has an extra $545 for wrinkle fillers?
  • In exactly 3 months I'm gonna be 29.
  • Being a gynecologist must be weird because until you're trying to have a baby, no one ever really wants to see you. Then you hold all their future in your hands.
  • Oh that was deep.

"Michelle?? Last but not least!"

And someday, if you're lucky you'll hear all about my crazy but amazing doctor in my feature film, Rebellious Librarian.

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