30 Regrets I'm Mostly Ok With As I Turn 30

I've been freaking out about turning 30 since I turned 26, now that it's here, I've come up with a list of regrets, but unlike most regrets, I'm totally ok with most of these.

I could write a boring list of deep, emotional things I regret in my last almost 30 years but would you want to read that? Nope. Instead let's tackle these.

Here are my 30 regrets I'm mostly ok with as I turn 30, tomorrow, April 14 at 2:16 p.m. in case you need the specifics.

1. That I didn't have a straightener on picture day for my basketball team in 8th grade.

2. That I didn't do this more with Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

3. That I failed my driver's test the first time I took it... because I was afraid of the instructor.

4. That I puked vodka soaked gummy worms on 'bad Halloween,' in LA.

5. That I got mad when my friends tried to throw me a surprise 14th birthday party.

6. That I thought olive green overalls were cute... and that I wore them with blue suede gym shoes.

7. Most of what I wore in the mid-90s.

8. That I heard too much excitement about 'Space Jam,' before I saw it so I was underwhelmed.

9. That I only eat mostaccioli sandwiches on Christmas Eve.

10. That I tried out for the cheerleading squad instead of the basketball team my freshman year of high school.

11. Most of what I wore my freshman year of high school.

12. That I didn't go to my brother's trolley birthday party. I always hear so many good stories from that party and I'm bummed I missed it.

13. That I didn't have good boots on at the Bears game in 2010 when I think I got frostbite.

14. This sunburn.

15. My haircut in 5th grade.

16. That I didn't watch 'Gilmore Girls' when it was actually on TV.

17. That I took the tags off of my original beanie babies.

18. That I didn't eat more slices when Lenny and I took 'The Don' Challenge at Mamma Mia's.

19. That I wouldn't go to a real seamstress for my bridesmaid dress in my cousin's wedding and instead ended up ripping the dress all the way up my butt while I was dancing.

20. That I don't still sing and dance in musicals.