14 Things You Should Never Do at a Chicago Bears Home Game

Heading to Soldier Field for a Chicago Bears game? Before you dive into the chaos, here’s a handy guide of things you should never, ever do—unless you’re looking to be tackled harder than the opposing team.

15 Things You Should Never Do at a Chicago Bears Home Game

Ah, the joys of attending a Chicago Bears home game! A delightful experience that comes with a few unwritten rules—or, if you’re feeling rebellious, a list of things you should absolutely not do unless you’re looking to create some memorable chaos.

#1

Wear Packers Gear: Nothing says “I love making new enemies” like showing up in green and gold. Why not just paint a target on your back?

#2

Bring a Book: Reading during a game is a bold statement. You’ll have to defend your literary choices to people who’d rather discuss defensive strategies.

#3

Root for the Opponent: This is a great way to practice your sprinting. You’ll need it for your dash to the parking lot.

#4

Bring Your Own Cheese Curds: A dangerous move unless you're aiming for exile to Wisconsin.

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#5

Expect to Be Warm: If you think Soldier Field in December is tropical, you’re either delusional or a snowman.

#6

Stay Quiet: The roar of the crowd is a mere suggestion. Who needs vocal cords anyway?
Complain About the Wind: Go ahead, tell the Windy City how you really feel. We’ll wait.

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#7

Try to Start the Wave: Let’s be real. Bears fans have been through enough. No one needs another failed attempt at enthusiasm.

#8

Mention Ditka in Anything but a Godly Tone: Blasphemy isn’t taken lightly here.

#9

Ask About Halftime Entertainment: The game is the entertainment. Duh.

#10

Buy a Hot Dog Without Ketchup: Oh wait, actually do that. Never mind.

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#11

Expect a Quick Exit: Traffic is the Chicago way of reminding you the fun isn’t over.

#12

Compare Soldier Field to Lambeau: Unless you enjoy starting debates that never end.

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#13

Leave Before the End: Because what’s a game without enduring every last second of suspense, even if it’s a blowout?

#14

Take Off Your Shirt in December: Sure, the diehards do it. But you’re not a diehard. You’re just freezing.

And there you have it! Follow these tips to ensure your Bears game experience is... unforgettable.

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