You’ve Been Cutting Watermelons All Wrong [VIDEO]

The guy in the video shows you that cutting a watermelon with a monster sword can be instructive and entertaining.

Beside Ali's (the guy in the video) incredible sword skills, he also showed that by slamming something with enough force on top of a glass table will cause it to break.

The YouTube description of the video refers to Ali as "completely sober."

Best part of the video? Look closely, you'll see the watermelon still not cut.

Poor Ali, poor wife or girlfriend of his, and that poor table.