If this line doesn't make you laugh, I don't know if we can still be friends, "Meet Ariel, a half-naked 15 year old and a confirmed hoarder."

Oh, "The Little Mermaid," you are tied with "Beauty and the Beast" as my favorite two Disney movies ever, and this honest trailer makes me love you even more.

It also makes me wonder how much of my personality is based on my accidenal longing to be you.

I mean, I wouldn't go as far as to trade my voice for the potential love of a stranger... I couldn't really do my job without it, but I am definitely the queen of making up words (i.e. thingamabob, whosit, whatsit) and Ariel is pretty obsessed with looking at her reflection in things.

I've literally run into other humans because I was checking myself out in a trophy case and a window before. I know, embarrassing, but I'm just trying to analyze my life in association with "The Little Mermaid," you understand right?

If you're a woman in her late twenties or early thirties, you probably do.

Tears were rolling down my face as I watched this video, whoever wrote it, please keep being hilarious.

Some of my favorite lines:

"Follow along on her literal fish out of water story as she falls in love with the human Prince Eric, because he's....... hot."

"None of that will stop Ariel from trading away her voice for a pair of legs and a 72 hour time limit to french a stranger"

"Look pretty, surround yourself with friends who are dumber and fatter than you, abandon your family to marry a guy you just met, and if you're not happy with the contract you signed without even reading, get your fiance to murder the person who outsmarted you."

I could keep going, but, I bet you'll love it even more if you watch the video. I'm so very thankful to my BFF who sent me this. Re-watching this video is now on my list to do every morning.

 

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